Press Conferences Of The Spanish Goverment

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Buenas Tardes | Good Afternoon

Les he reunido aquí con carácter urgente tras el escándalo del Antequeragate, que ha provocado la dimisión de varios altos cargos de mi Gobierno. He de recordar que yo no soy responsable de cualquier acción individual de alguno de estos sujetos. | I'm meeting you here with some urgency after the Antequeragate scandal, that has caused the refusal of many important people from my goverment. I must remember you that I'm not responsible of any individual action of one of this persons.

De todas formas, es hora de hacer elecciones. Es por eso que las convoco. Serán el mismo domingo que las autonómicas y municipales, lo que hará que los españoles no tengan que asistir cada dos por tres a las urnas. | Anyway, it's time to make elections, what menas that the general elections ore official. They'll be the same day than the authonomic and cities elections, what will make that the Spanish people don't have to go to the Polling Stations 2 times in 1 month.

Muchas Gracias |Thank you.

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Félix Sanz Roldán, Centro Nacional De Intelligencia Director

Good afternoon everybody.

First of all I'd like to thank you for assiting here. For those that doesn't know who am I, because they are from other countries, I'm Félix Sanz Roldán, director of the Spanish Intelligence Agence. Today, Spain is going to reveal many data that could be used for finding the Prime Minister Cayetana from Derecta.

First of all, the Derectan PM was kidnapped last 14th August in Ibiza, while she was attending to a party on El Burro Marica bar. The events were simple, someone released a gas bomb against the police and kidnapped her.

Then, our investigation has determinated that the Derectan Prime Minister took off in a plane from Ibiza's Airport, without going into the security control or passport control, with an unknown destination, but, acording to ENAIRE recordings, the plane, that was a private jet, abandoned our airspace flying over our border with Red Croatia.

Seeing this data, we do have a suspicious person that at the moment it's being investigated. This women, who is mostly know as El Trisha, was in Ibiza, in the same place where the events happened and at the same time, departing on a jet 1 hour later from Ibiza's Airport. This means, that El Trisha could be the kidnapper of the Derectan PM.

This is still being investigated, what means that our suspect could change during the next days. Still, if El Trisha tries to put a feet on our country, she'll be arrested and obligated to confess anythiong if he has to. We also call to all the European Union nations to do the same in their nations, as this is a very important affair for everyone of us.

Thank you, and have a good day.