Plastic Surgery Woman (Expulsion from Council) Bill
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First of all, Piyers closed that Shiba Inu deal. The man was about to walk away, you can see on the tapes, he's about to walk away, maybe he's repelled by Cllr Lallana's plastic surgery, I don't know, but Piyers comes in and gets him back in. And the three Pomeranians were Ludacris, you were just recording them and you know it.
Folks, if I wanted to suppress opposing views, I would propose a bill to abandon opposing views from the Council, OK? I'd say, oh, ban Globalists, or ban Communists, or ban Patriots, or whatever. But I don't do that, because I like having different views, different people, you get people from all different backgrounds and it's really good, it's a lot of fun at times. And look, I have nothing against women, I've been married three times, I have a really beautiful daughter, I think women - most women - are great.
But really, Plastic Surgery Woman is so bad, it's unique, OK? In fact, maybe I shouldn't call her Plastic Surgery Woman, she's right, that's an insult to women, most of whom probably don't want to be associated with her. And she's going on about my language, oh my language is so bad! It's so bad! And she's saying 'ohhhh, Trympov has no dignity! Trympov's a murderer! Trympov's dangerous!' Give me a break. And this is her first act in this Council, saying these horrible things? We need to get her outta here! Get her out!
Because really, I am the most pro-refugee person, and by the way, the torpedo order was given by Metodi Pravoslav, not me, so get your facts straight. And Pravoslaviya is actually pro-refugee, because since then you don't get boats led by yuman traffickers, who are some very evil people, probably almost as bad as Plastic Surgery Woman herself - and maybe she's involved in that, I don't know - but they can't exploit these folks anymore, and that's good. That's stopped a lot more people drowning, OK.
So Plastic Surgery Woman wants migrants to drown, and she wants them to give money to yuman traffickers. Why? That's an interesting question, isn't it folks? Why? And many people are saying, and I don't know but I hear these are very good people, they're trying to save people, they're holding Globalists to account, holding paedophiles to account, so maybe they're worth listening to, but they're saying Plastic Surgery Woman is a yuman trafficker. She makes money when migrants get on boats, and she makes money when the boats go down and everybody drowns. And that's so sad when that happens, when people die that's not good, but she's laughing, OK, behind the plastic surgery, and maybe it's hard to tell, but she's laughing.
Do we want someone like that in our Council? We don't want people like that in her Council. GET HER OUT! Go back to mommy. Go back to daddy. Get out, Cllr Lallana.
Cllr Dragan Trympov
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I respect the positions of the hereby present but I do not agree with this proposal.
Emma Granger
Councilor for Montenbourg -
I am very disappointed for yet another Malarkey presented in this Council. Childish proposals like these shall not be tolerated for it degrades and dishonours the true purpose of our assembly. While I will remain neutral on the issue behind this proposal, I will certainly not support any bill that gives nonsense. In addition, I want to echo the comments made by Deputy Councilor Linek. Your comments are the most immature that I have ever heard in this Council. And with all due respect, I am a women so how dare you call me 'mister'.
Yuridiana Yahontov
Councilor, Kingdom of Reitzmag -
Unsurprisingly, Councillor Trympov is once against being discriminative to the recently elected Inquistan Councillor, Bishop Karinn Lallana. I'm obviously opposed to this legislation, and I could vote for just to put more difficulties to a supposed Party of the European Left Council Majority, but would that be ethic? Would it be democratic and sane for the European Union to kick a democratically elected Councillor? I think it wouldn't. Furthermore, the European Council is the home of tolerance, of equality and freedom within the European Union. I don't stand any of the thoughts that the Party of the European Left proposes, but when it comes to kicking Councillors out for other reasons but craziness, it's a hard no from the European Progressive Alliance and a hard no. You have all my support on this, Councillor Lallana.
Donald Tusk
Deputy Speaker and Councillor for Spain -
Cllr Tusk is the leading paedophile in the European Progressive Alliance, or the Globalists, who I call Europe's biggest paedophile ring. They murdered Archbishop Craticus, tore him apart, quite literally, it's really nasty to watch, because he stood up to the paedophiles, and now, OK, they're going after me. That's fine, I don't mind that.
But folks, Cllr Lallana is in many ways worse, actually, than a paedophile. So Cllr Tusk, please, despite the fact that you're a paedophile, you like to do horrible things to kids, you take pictures and videos and you move them around and all sorts of horrible things - or so I hear, anyway, and I have it on pretty good authority, believe you me - let's do a truce, and agree to get this horrible women out of our Council. Agreed?
Cllr Dragan Trympov
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Debate is now over. Voting begins NOW and will last until 22:48 GMT on July 11th, 2021.
On behalf of the Kingdom of Spain, I vote AGAINST this act.
Donald Tusk
Deputy Speaker and Councillor for Spain -
This is Dragan Trympov. I vote FOR this beautiful Act!
100% of NON-paedophiles who have voted so far have voted for the Act, folks, just saying!
Cllr Dragan Trympov
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On behalf of the Republic of Istkalen, I vote, in contradiction with the ravings of my Deputy Councillor, AGAINST this act. That makes, then, Cllr. Trympov, only 50% of non-pedophiles, if we are to believe your accusations, so far having voted for the act.
Iras Tilkanas
Councillor for the Republic of Istkalen -
On behalf of the Democratic Republic of Czech Slavia, I vote AGAINST this act.
V谩clav Kohout
Councillor for Czech Slavia -
On behalf of the Most Blessed State of Inquista, I vote AGAINST this act.
Bp. Karinn Lallana
Councillor for Inquista -
On behalf of the Independent territorial collectivity of the Nofoaga Islands, I vote AGAINST this act.
Mrs. Paul-Gabrielle Muzhare
EU Councilor for the Nofoaga Islands -
On behalf of the Realm of Great Ruthund, I vote AGAINST this not-so beautiful Act.
Tony Odhinazen
EU Councilor, Ruthund -
On behalf of Montenbourg, I vote AGAINST this act.
Emma Granger
Councillor for Montenbourg -
@Istkalen said in Plastic Surgery Woman (Expulsion from Council) Bill:
On behalf of the Republic of Istkalen, I vote, in contradiction with the ravings of my Deputy Councillor, AGAINST this act. That makes, then, Cllr. Trympov, only 50% of non-pedophiles, if we are to believe your accusations, so far having voted for the act.
Iras Tilkanas
Councillor for the Republic of IstkalenHey, you are a paedophile. Thank you for admitting that Cllr Tusk is a paedophile too, though. Thanks.
Cllr Dragan Trympov
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I apologize to the speaker beforehand, but I cannot let this go unheard. I have not admitted that Cllr Tusk is a pedophile; simply that you have made the outrageous accusation that he is one. I myself am not a pedophile; I do, however, notice that you do seem to have a particular fixation with pedophilia. I will speak no more.
Iras Tilkanas
Councillor for the Republic of Istkalen -
On behalf of the Six Unions of Gadalland and Aspern, I vote AGAINST this bill.
Cllr. 脡dutitalle D铆na
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On behalf of the Commonwealth of Leagio, I vote Against the Act.
Lionel Morel
EU Councilor for Leagio -
On behalf of the
Kingdom of Reitzmag, I vote AGAINST this act.Yuridiana Yahontov
Councilor, Kingdom of Reitzmag -
Voting has now concluded. With 1 vote FOR and 9 votes AGAINST, this bill has FAILED.
Donald Tusk
Deputy Speaker and Councillor for Spain
The Kingdom of Spain
